• PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg